Had to publish this since it relates to Lily in two ways--being Irish and forgetful not necessarily drunk!
Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while one looks at the other and says,
“I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.”
The other woman responds proudly, “Yes, I sure am!”
The first one says, “So am I! And where about in Ireland are ye from?”
The other woman answers, “I'm from St.John's, I am.”
The first one responds, “So, am I!! And what street did ye live on?”
The other woman says, “A lovely little area it was in the west end.
The other woman responds proudly, “Yes, I sure am!”
The first one says, “So am I! And where about in Ireland are ye from?”
The other woman answers, “I'm from St.John's, I am.”
The first one responds, “So, am I!! And what street did ye live on?”
The other woman says, “A lovely little area it was in the west end.
I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, “Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I!
The first one says, “Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I!
And what school did ye go to?”
The other woman answers, “Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.”
The first one gets really excited and says, “And so did I.
The other woman answers, “Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.”
The first one gets really excited and says, “And so did I.
Tell me, what year did ye graduate?”
The other woman answers, “Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1954.”
The first woman exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!
The other woman answers, “Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1954.”
The first woman exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!
I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight.
Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1954 me self.”
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his head and mutters,
Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1954 me self.”
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his head and mutters,
“It's going to be a long night tonight.”
Michael asks, “Why do you say that, Brian?”
Brian answers, “The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
Michael asks, “Why do you say that, Brian?”
Brian answers, “The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
soooo funny! shared it with Mike and my father-in-law.....
ReplyDeleteRyan told me how much Mike loved this joke. Of course Ryan said he could see the punch line coming a mile away!
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