Image in the Mirror

Lily said, "What's that thing?"


Dan reached over and turned the light on the new make up mirror he just put up in Lily and the kid's bathroom.


"Oh that is a light," said Lily answering herself.

"No,  that is a mirror," replied Dan.

"Oh,  I don't see no face of mine."

Then Dan tilted the mirror so she could see herself and she said,


"That's ugly.  Turn it off."