Naughty Talk

Today Emily, Lily, & I went to Kohls to return a Christmas item.  While there we bought Lilybird 6 pair of panties and then headed out for lunch. The entire time driving  to Panera she complained about the cost of the 6 pair of panties.

In the booth in front of us at Panera was a cute little old man in his 80's eating alone.  He stood up and went over to talk to an employee there and laughing mom pokes me and says, "Look at him, he is so old." (She never really seems to understand that she too, is old)

So getting in the spirit of things I said to her,  "Oh, so do you want to meet him, mom?"


"No!"


"He is probably rich."

"I don't care."


"Come on Mom,  you could leave me an inheritance."

She starts laughing and says, "Hell no, I wouldn't leave it to you."

"All you have to do is sleep with him ooooone night."

With that she really starts laughing and wiping tears from her eyes. About that time Emily pops in with,

"And you just bought all that new underwear!"  at which Mom almost spits out her coffee all over the table.


And 15 seconds later it was, "What little old man."  Conversation totally forgotten.