Our AARP magazine came in the mail today. I passed it over to Lily sitting at the counter.
"Mom, here is a new magazine for you to look at."
Out loud Mom began to read the headline to me:
What Women Want
Kristen Bell, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Betty White
on sex, love, and ......staying hot!
"That's ridiculous. Why do you buy crap like this?"
I said, "I didn't. Read the label."
So Mom turns it over and reads the white address label.
"Dan Runyeon! Hell that's even worse and I am going to tell him so!"
