Church

Mom and I were discussing church this morning.

"What do you do there?"    (Remember Lily has been a long time non-believer after growing up Catholic)

"Praying for you."  I replied.

She started laughing,  "Oh yeah,  I don't believe that for a minute."

I said, "Mom I bet your mother is turning over in her grave hearing you talk like that."

"Ah heck, she turned the other way along time ago."